For The Amateur The Eclipse Is Nothing

For The Amateur The Eclipse Is Nothing

It’s a big black blob on the Sun
as if a censor were hiding a nipple.
They say the corona will have
milk streaming out into space, and a
confused cow will jump over the moon.

Penelope, must we go on the road
to the totality

As amateurs we will learn nothing
about corona beer or solar flares

Let the experts study it, but
it isn’t mystical anymore
except for the fearful birds
and silly people.

The moon is usually a heartbeat above and below the ecliptic
but sometimes it is a bewitching dream in the dark minutes
that emerges between us and the sun in the moony afternoon

Dreams are had in the dark, I know.

Party, party, party.
I believe in mystical love.

Penelope, you are the moody moon.
Don’t eclipse our love because
I love to watch you watch
the romance of the sky.

Succulent Pie (Poetry)

Succulent Pie (Poetry)

The Poetry of Zawmb’yee Nuje, the High Priestess

    Zawmb’yee Nuje when she’s not presiding over the legislature or overseeing executions, sometimes creates poetry.
    Sometimes she is overwhelmed by her duties and obligations.

Succulent Pie
    by Her Majesty Zawmb’yee

It has been commanded to publish this official verse from the Royal Collections. Others may follow if so ordered:

I taste the cherries
new and succulent
like you when I
had you for a salad
of me, and there were
many things to lunch on

Succulent days I remember
when you came to my table

There was a lust
to your musk
while you served me pie
desire

I remember
succulent you

I tasted the cherries
you brought me

I tasted you, and

what will you
bring me now?

I wait for succulent you.

Don’t Drink the Kool-aid & eat the Fauci Lasagna

Truth is not a conspiracy. Skepticism is virtue and advice. Virtue signaling is the hubris of vices.

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Poetry in the Sad First Person Singular Has Plural Pains

Poetry in the Sad First Person Singular Has Plural Pains

An End To Poetry

There is a reason why the name of rapeseed oil was changed to canola. Hiding words is a major pastime. Evil is a concept from mythology. It is said that most people are not real.

Bad Genes for a Simple Execution

Pain and sorrow make a day, and
all dreams are about death

Momma said more than twice
story book Daddies are nice lore…

said your Demon Father
is a twisted rapist on the loose.

From a story book
Momma told me
what a Daddy is like
because she always said
no one ever loved her.

She only had feelings while
reading books with wine

Yet Mom was a Girl Scout Leader

Pain and sorrow make a day, and
dreams are about death

Mom said that
for the Scouts
she performed the
burying innocence ceremony
(BIC)

The girls dug a grave,
made camp fires in it, and
were fastidious about
putting it out —
never causing a forest fire,
but sometimes a girl disappeared.

To dream or not to dream

She only read books
never told me
if feelings existed
outside of books, but

feelings are bad:

Books make her sad,
and all I ever wanted for my birthday
was not a toy, but for her
to spend a day talking to me.

I never knew my Father because
that Demon is hiding

From him
I have the evil genes of a rapist.

When I was thirteen and a half
Mom said I should have special dreams.

For my fourteenth birthday
I wanted a microscope
or nothing.

Mom said the Succubus
comes at age fourteen like
the tooth fairy comes at six

Mom said there’d be
a night massage
and a special dream of cleansing.

She got lotion at the supermarket
before the night.

In the birthday dream
the Succubus was a
rough–and–tumble
doppelgänger Mom

Mom was a girl scout leader
and she hosted sleepover parties
where she gave them special wine
so they could meet the Incubus
and talk about the BIC.

Soon Mom went camping
buried innocence
and party girls disappeared.

Momma tell me that
not all men are evil, and
can you love me much more than
you did my Father.

Momma spend the day with me
on Death Row, and bring
a birthday cake with a file
full of me when I smiled.

The High Price of Fuel: Poetry

The High Price of Fuel: Poetry

A milder version of this called “Gas Station Owner” was written around July 10, 2008.

Today’s Edit (2022). I don’t know if this version is better or worse.

Can poetry reveal feelings with satire? Let’s see if we can construct a poem about the high prices at gas stations.

Ever wonder who is to blame for high gas prices? In politics there is always a scapegoat. Why would someone get so angry at the wrong person that they’d commit a murder? What is the nature of displaced anger?

Despite the rumors, a narrative poem can be written in free verse.

The Price a Gas Station Owner Pays

The price is set from on high;
the price is too high,
yeah, we know, we know.

The detectives took the swabs,
made the photos. We’re
allowed to wash the blood
off the gas pumps

The Newspaper gleefully
took pictures of the death graffiti,

graffiti to dishonor my wife.
Art critics called it “price gouger”:
daring neo-Marxist street art

Gasoline only earned us hate.
The kid hadn’t come in,
took the day off (too scared)

Cookies and crackers
made us
a little money —
customers think
we’re evil rich

The kid
didn’t show up for the night shift.

My wife took over:
thought her smile
would have to work
like a lightning sale
on an angel food cake,
potato chips, and special
candles for a birthday sale
soda

The detectives took the swabs
made the crime scene photos,
took samples. I’m
allowed to wash her blood
off the gas pumps

Put up a sign:
closed for
the high price of murder

The Medical Examiner soon
will make her into objet d’art pieces
until then…tragic drama

I can’t  bury her
until the critics name her,
a mob condemns her, and

I can’t bury her
until they pry me off her corpse
and close more oil wells for the cause

Best Free Verse Poems From Contemporary Poets: ” Grandma Knows a Spy from Wuhan “

Best Free Verse Poems From Contemporary Poets: ” Grandma Knows a Spy from Wuhan “

Free Verse

    Oh no, not free verse. Gosh but, it’s not the end of the world if a poem doesn’t have end rhymes. An internal rhyme can cause just as much mischief if not more. And rhythm(?) — you’re not going to sing it out loud, are you?
    It’s not an ivy down-climbing crime if a poem is not abstract, not obtuse or loosely profound, or if it’s not approved by a fee University.
    Although, an occasional structured poem can occur with special permission and occur with the appropriate poetic license obtained from the secret authorities.

Douglas Gilbert

Wuhan Lab

[Now that it’s been established that Wuhan is the center of bio-weapons technology(by another name) implicitly supervised by the government, ‘accidental’ germ warfare can be said to have occurred. See:
The origin of COVID: Did people or nature open Pandora’s box at Wuhan? By Nicholas Wade | May 5, 2021].
    Grandma has a pen-pal who works in the Wuhan Lab who Grandma knew since the girl was a graduate student studying in the US.

Grandma Knows a Spy from Wuhan

In the clearings
hauntings inhere
dear unfinished things

They’ve finished cleaning
the blood off the floor of the salon

Grandma’s voice
screams in the night;
her pen pal is lost, yes

Grandma is dead.
her hair dresser too–
by video two funerals
and the autopsy is done
no toxins of the ordinary kind.

Everyone misses Grandma.
Many knew her faux pas cinema
— been odd times.

Grandma had a Chinese pen pal
a foreign medical student
passing the USMLE
passing the TOEFL and everything.
Her friend’s now a doctor
now a scientist.

Many times
Grandma was down in a funk:
Something about the Great Depression,
the War and the slaughter again.

So many screams in the night:
“Where is my Wuhan doctor girl?”

There is so much beauty yet
in the quixotic world: the
flowers and designs
on the body bags.

Grandma told us
days never come lightly
when the night overwhelms
before the elegant cry

Such beauty in a sad world
my Grandma always said, is
just decoration, and
she favored flower designs
on chic shopping bags

Let the designers rise to the task
to make pretty body bags
to rise to praise, and yea
by the dawn’s surly knights
oh hey can you see our deeds
in the corona of the Sun
particles of sunset and doom.

Everyone misses Grandma.
Many knew of her, some
knew her. It’s been odd times.

Grandma told wild stories.
Very entertaining. She was
not distant ever
regardless of rules

Grandma stabbed herself to death
with a scissor in a beauty salon, and
the owner was shot to death while
grabbing a policeman’s gun.
It’s the usual.

Grandma left me
a stack of papers
from the pal, now a doctor.
Grandma loved
her dear mystery friend
from Wuhan. She claimed
her friend worked in a laboratory.

I have the correspondence
written in Chinese, and
the blacklight she had
asked me to buy for her.

The letters came slowly
sometimes through Hong Kong
and Singapore, but sometimes
through Kyrgyzstan and Uzbekistan

Grandma was fond
of her Wuhan girl
as she called her.

Just before her death
she reminded me that
it wasn’t important
to read the beautiful
Chinese calligraphy
because it was unimportant

It was important to read
the invisible secret writing
written between the lines.

Read in the dark
she had said.

New letters continued
to come from the
missing Wuhan girl.

I read them in the dark
with the Black Light.

Apparently, Wuhan girl is
patient zero for the world, and
they are hunting for her

They finished cleaning
the blood off the floor of the salon

A Toast To Silence

A Toast To Silence

It Is Good To Be Buried

A day of reprieve from the battle
because I have the bottle I saved for celebration
but though it’s very expensive, I drink to be high
and I imagine that my wife and child are not dead.

There is a window of opportunity to form a plan
before I fall asleep in my bloody clothes, and
try to remember where I am and why I am alone.

Under the rumble it is quiet
and I don’t think more will happen soon
so I hope no one will rescue me, and
I can remain underground alone with my sorrow

Can I die now
and remember my dear love and child
who in my dream are not dead.

I think it is a good thing
if I bleed to death, because
I don’t want to wake up

Oh My Cron and Bamboozle: I Got Banned (Draft 5)

Oh My Cron and Bamboozle: I Got Banned (Draft 5)

Oh My Cron
    by Alice

A written letter for Stacey
because I smashed my keyboard:

Why death? Because…

Every friendly voice
had been smirking at me behind a mask;
I could hear their
snide smile rubbing against the cloth

It’s not just that I’m fat and ugly.
Oh My Cron.

OMC Stacey, I got banned
for the humanized mice comment…
Mu, Nu, Xi
OMC! Burn my Prom Dress
Zoom zone me out.

Yeah, I’m a dissident variant, but
it’s not only just, OMG, ha, my
muumuu dress dance with ukulele
got banned from Me-meTube; it’s
not just an Aloha

Got banned from Spacey Bookie too
and from the Ticks
of life. Failed school.

School is a place of hurt
anyway. Shouldn’t be
anymore children born
like me, fat Alice

I had gone to THE party, but
they hated me, and I
found a pill on the floor,
and saw it on the news
so I knew its lethality
when I had saved it.

Give out my other letters.
Tell my Mom it was an accident.
Burn my Prom Dress, but my death
wasn’t an accident, it was Science
and Chemistry by the evil, though
they did me a favor.

Remember two years ago?
Yeah, actually, I liked
math and pi and pie, ’cause
my math and science teachers
were so cool and hot like STEM trends
hot trends for girls in space, yeah, and
bio lab rats and stuff.

Everyone had always known
I was fat and ugly, but
they lie like science lies. It’s a
lie world. It’s
about dead lab rats and mice
and re-education camps
and slave labor and death

Didn’t think I’d fail science, just because
the teachers were afraid to teach or something

I would have learned it on my own
if I were brilliant and didn’t need a teacher
didn’t need a boyfriend, didn’t need a friend

I failed science because
I had been fat and ugly and too stupid
to have figured out the truth on my own. Yeah, and
Brandon got myocarditis from a booster.

I’m sorry I told you Brandon
was a good guy. He was shy,
nice to me, didn’t know
he’d join the rapeseed club for you.
Didn’t know it wasn’t about Botany, and
I think Science is evil now without good seeds.

All those humanized mice and puppies, and
I think I was ‘barking up the wrong tree’.

So Science is a political sport not for girls
(or me anyway), renamed fats and oil
in unctuous lies and taunts, and so

Even after another lab leak,
they’re hiding the therapeutics…

My favorite cousins were teased on Spacey Bookie:
labeled obese beasts
and they died without a pill.
Miss them.

I could have done a crash diet, but
I took the pill from the floor.

I’m sorry. Give out the other letters.

I’m sorry to leave you behind
to suffer through the Armageddon.
I hope you got the abortion.

Too Many Storms

Too Many Storms

Worse

Hope gone dark in
another storm. Best
tree fallen starkly, and

I don’t understand how
things keep getting worse,
neither terse prayers nor
extravagant ones seem
to effectuate unless somehow
there’s karma, and I
in a past life
was very evil, and now
I’m good for nothing. What
comfort have I learned to give…

I’m running out of time to find a rock
before my river
reaches the ocean, and
I’m diluted into nothing,
delusions of grandeur
not withstanding, so
I’m scrambling to find
a gift to give

Tell Me Why She Dies

Tell Me Why She Dies

Poetry follows this blurb. The excerpts or blurbs do not format in stanzas. Hence this jumble intro: What does a non-believer do/when his love is sick and dying?//I do as best I can/what prayers she wants me to do./I don’t want to disagree with her at all.//Yes, I say to her,/it is God’s will for her to die//But I don’t believe it/don’t want it,/won’t let it, because…

Tell Me Why She Dies

What does a non-believer do
when his love is sick and dying?

I do as best I can
what prayers she wants me to do.
I don’t want to disagree with her at all.

Yes, I say to her,
it is God’s will for her to die

But I don’t believe it
don’t want it,
won’t let it, because

she is perfect,
she is kind, and
she can not die.

I tell her:

Just tell me
what to believe
and I will do that for you

Just tell me
you will not die

And I will come with you
to any church where they love you,
where they’ll save you for me.

Don’t die for me
just because I don’t believe.

You know
I’d let you go
anywhere at all you’d love to be.
Kisses, and let me

make my tears into
rivers of love, but you say

there is another river where

I can not
swim upstream with you.

Go with love and belief
and take my paddle to
canoe yourself into the hands of your God, and

say hello for me.

Death of a metaphor for Emily

Death of a metaphor for Emily

Douglas Gilbert on metaphors in poetry. This is a wild random start. I don’t know how far this can go, if at all. Actually it’s had a lot of quick on the spot editing and rearranging done too fast to record as drafts. So this I suppose isn’t really draft 1 but as many as 5 minor drafts. Adding the name was a last minute addition — the all “you” ‘s was a little vague and impersonal.

All the Metaphors Are Dead
    by Douglas Gilbert

What’s to be done, Emily Luna
if all the metaphors are dead?

You are the prettiest scientist I know.

I dare not compare thee-you
to a flower or say thee-you
are a star or pull the tides of love
like the moon or
shine like my sun, because

The twentieth century
and before has
taken the flowers,
the trees, the moon
the tunes and the stars

Shakespeare and their
ilk and elk have
horned out
all the dilemma horns.

Only the ancients
in their ignorance of science
could have thought heaven had
a location among the stars, but
there’s only other planets
with their own
Hollywood studios
and lots

Maybe, a guy
on a primitive planet
somewhere
thinks Heaven is
located near
our star that
we call the Sun
(I wonder what
he calls his star)

Anyway,
fly me to your heart
so I will circulate
to reach your soul
though it could be
beyond
your pretty brain I’m told
(saw it in a cat scan photo
and I know you like the cats,
know you like your dog star)

So, Emily Luna
you light me up
when I am
a dark matter

You are my
light energy
that drives me
searching for
my heaven, but
contrariwise

I have found
my heaven
in you.