Historic News Again From NASA (Draft 1)
Gather all ye sheep
there’s Historic news
Oh come ye
to the News Conference;
our NASA boy on Mars speaks:
Well, of course.
Two kinds of methane,
perchlorates, a glitch,
a few fossils, and
there’s a wolf on Mars
Historic News again from NASA.
Please do not cry —
You’re not understanding the data
Dr. Wolf in
sheep-skin coat of many colors
will explain:
On Mars,
I’ve written a secret book.
And now
let us praise ourselves.
Historic News again from NASA,
please do not cry —
you’re not understanding the data
capitalized with contamination
One small step for James Wolf,
one giant leap for James Bond
— Douglas Gilbert
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