Ukraine Is On a Crazy Plane (Draft 1)


Vladimir Putin is kind:
he will administer the coup de grâce

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon
tells Vladimir Putin that although you are the Sun,
could you not burn Ukraine
and give us seizures

But the epileptic West is helpless
with their seizures and
twitches of minor sanctions.

Their fits of indignation are not functional, and
they are unconscious of
the consequences of
a conqueror going wild with
Russian dressing smeared
all over the world like
a proud and arrogant mixture of blood and mayonnaise.

— Douglas Gilbert