Three Senators On Friday the 13th: Susan, Arlen, and Olympia

Three Senators on Friday The 13th

A thousand pages,
no one’s read it.
Catastrophe, catastrophe.

The Senate sits there:
Mount Olympus with Snow

A thousand pages
that sages needn’t read.
Catastrophe, catastrophe.
Vote, vote, vote for these:
a Hog Museum, and
Hybrid Dog and Pony
from the
Grand Genetic Collider

Catastrophe, catastrophe.
Drink a Collins and vote
with Snow

Catastrophe, catastrophe.
Et tu, Specter of the Senate,
you bring us a ghost of a chance.

Hope it works as
we all need a stimulus
and a hot dog.
— Snerd Lee Limbaugh