My dear lovely Patroness
of beauty and grace
merrily I pray
do lend me a million today, and
I’ll pay you back posthaste when
the lottery is won (numbers certain).
You see, I have to make a down payment
on a mansion and a yacht meant today
It can’t wait. I’m feeling
it’s a really good deal
And I need a plane ticket today.
I’ll take you with me today, and
tomorrow you’ll have me