Cavemen hate insults. Some are very intelligent. Ref: “It’s so easy even a caveman could do it.”
The cable lines into the secret tunnels are hard to maintain. So we’re not always up-to-date with TV commercials.
We have written a diary of our activities, “The Blog That Would Destroy the World.”, and we demand an apology, a peace treaty, black-raspberry Duck once a week, and free Cave Insurance including insurance for tunnel boring equipment.