The usurpers’ convention
wrangled out a vote
The Ukrainians of Russian descent
will fly to Iraq, the Sunnis
to Basque territory
Kirkuk shall be
neither Arab nor
Kurdish
but Russian
Basque neither
French nor Spanish
but Sunni
The Basque will bask
in the Swiss Alps
and the Swiss
will seize Hershey Pennsylvania
to make chocolate cuckoo clocks
Implementation
could take a while
to gather the Sioux
mercenaries
They are all waiting
for Divine inspiration
at the top of the
Tower of Babel West
News flash
at any moment
Translators
needed immediately.
Apply now!
—- Douglas Gilbert