by Douglas Gilbert
Grad students are known to have wacky research projects
some worth trying, some succeeding, some deadly.
Teaching language is always good.
Teaching mountain Gorillas in the dew
all about guerrilla tactics using
American sign language worked well
except for a primate’s risible plot
to get a seat at the UN, and
oust the poachers
Still, language projects are good.
But the Lions at the zoo
weren’t so amenable to gestures
Their beck was misunderstood by a student
and he got eaten