Nuclear Talks in Geneva Failure
[ The Supreme Leader of Iran has requested space on this blog for a short essay on the condition that I do not post a cartoon of him. Since I’m not a cartoonist, I have agreed to that condition. However, note that the opinions expressed here are only the opinions of the guest author. ]
Guest Author Essay
Nuclear Talks
by Ali Khamenei
The Supreme Leader of Iran
There were seven hours of tête-à-tête between Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarid and US Secretary of State John Kerry. Although Kerry brought a violinist who played “Hearts and Flowers” and also translated, there was just the bumping of heads.
There seem to have been complications in the nuclear talks in Geneva, the Arrogant Ones popping the bubble of faux optimism until by January 18th, the propaganda splash lay on the ground like a moribund water balloon. We made a little list of centrifuges, but the Great Satan’s head kept spinning, and John Kerry would not employ an exorcist to remove the sanctions, nor would his translator put down her violin.
We do not see that John Kerry is willing to hold out an olive branch. He still has secret meetings with the wild dogs of the Zionist entity and oppresses our dear friends of Hamas in Palestine.
Foreign Minister Zarif has said Iran holds out a Medlar branch: The Islamic Republic is prepared to accept any agreement that respects the Iranian people’s Allah-given rights to Uranium atoms for peace, prepared to accept any document that will allow us to develop nuclear technology for peaceful purposes. When our Islamic scientists will have given us nuclear missiles, we will never use them to strike a human being, but we must be able to defend ourselves against wild dogs.
John Kerry’s obstinacy is like Medlar fruit: it must be rotted away before we can use him. The Great Satan and all other infidels are to be used and not loved. Once bletted of their arrogance they can submit to the cooking of a treaty.
— Ali Khamenei
Poetry and Stuff 
Sounds like a wild seven hours of nuclear talks. Gosh I’m so confused anytime something political comes up. None of it makes any sense to me and nuclear weapons scare me like crazy. No one wins when everyone is dead. I think everyone should have a nice cup of coffee or glass of wine to calm down and just have a nice peaceful talk to solve issues. Too much war and killing going on already.
Yeah, nothing makes any sense, and we drive towards a nuclear war: India has it, and Pakistan has it, and none of them who want it are sane.
a cup of coffee and a glass of wine will let us be: just an ordinary bliss. Let the sun rise just because there is always the possibility of glory
ahh yes, an ordinary bliss. I wish everyone could just let one another ‘be’. But instead it’s like a bunch of unruly kids who pick on one another constantly and fight with one another. When I was sick in the hospital from my appendix and on all kinds of hospital drugs, I remember I made my Dad laugh because we were watching the news and I told him we need to send all the world’s leaders to their bedrooms to think about what they’ve done for a while. When they’ve decided they can get along with everyone then they’re allowed to come out (haha).
Thank you for posting my essay without change. And for Western children I would say , “Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.” When we establish a world Caliphate, you will be told what to do. There will be no more cartoons or stuffed animals because they are false idols.
Oh, I apologize Mr. Khamenei, I honestly meant no offense. Of course, I was talking about all the rest of the World’s leaders, not you. And I was on all kinds of hospital medicine so I probably wasn’t making much sense anyway which is why my Dad laughed at me…
This is a very well-written essay.