IRANIAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
OK, apparently, someone was searching for this prose entry. The search terms that they used don’t seem to work, so I’m re-posting it. If you read the FULL “American Declaration of Independence” and not just the famous quotes, it’s very idiosyncratic and linked to issues of those times when it was written. The references to “the merciless Indian savages” are now embarrassing so no one actually reads the full document. So anyway, I tried to imagine how it would look in a modern context in a different place with different local issues. I tried to imagine how such a document would be written in Iran.
Whereas, the present Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in his evil endeavors has a history of repeated injuries and usurpations against the people, the people are absolved from allegiance to this tyrant and to his Guardian Council.
The people of Iran in consanguinity with Mohammed are the voice of justice protected by Divine Providence.
When it is shown that a leader is possessed by Demons of unreason and treachery, it is the duty of the people to rebel and declare their rights under Allah.
In evidence of his evil, we list the crimes of his regime, and declare our independence from his tyranny.
In every stage of his oppression, we have petitioned, in the most humble terms, but to no avail.
He has excited domestic insurrections by our militia children, merciless Basiji savages whose only rule of warfare is the destruction of all ages and sexes by any means most terrible.
He has called together legislative bodies at secret locations for the sole purpose of oppressing the people with ominous and obscure laws that fatigue them into compliance.
He has dissolved meetings repeatedly for opposing in good conscience his invasions on the human rights of the people.
He has obstructed the administration of justice by refusing his assent to laws for establishing an independent judiciary.
He has erected a multitude of offensive agents, and sent hither swarms of officers, to harass our people and seize their property.
He has affected to render the Revolutionary Guard independent of, and superior to, any elected civil power, or any powers reserved for the people.
He has sent militias and armed vigilantes into our homes to destroy property and murder our people, but yet the Ayatollah protects the militias and vigilantes from punishment, he, himself, complicit in their vile crimes and murders.
He is, at this time, transporting large militias, secret police, and other unidentified agents to complete the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun, with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.
Whereas, we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal; that they are endowed by Allah with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Whereas, crimes against humanity have been committed in the name of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, his Guardian Council, and compliant clerics, we the people by the authority of Allah, do declare the following:
Henceforth, any clergy following the dictates, directly or indirectly, of the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader, whether by complicity with evil elements of the Basiji, Revolutionary Guards, or Army, or by silence, and who shall not follow the path of peace, laying down their arms, in command or in weaponry, shall be subject to exile or execution by the Nascent Sea of Green forming by God’s will, witnessed by the world in Revelation.
Peace be with you. God is Great.
— Douglas Gilbert