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It’s me(It is I), Doug, I’m taking over the blog again, maybe, and the “The Fog Of The Caveman’s Blog” is in print.
THE FOG OF THE CAVEMAN’S BLOG
Book One
The High Priestess wants to trigger an Ice Age so that the gods will return and she can rule as Queen of the World.
Chapter One: INTRODUCTION. The caveman tries to figure out how to do a blog, and how many secrets should be revealed about the sacred caves.
Chapter Two: Trapping Oral History
Doug and Zawmb’yee get trapped in a cave with rising water. They don’t drown but worse things happen.
Chapter Three: Moving Days
Zawmb’yee hides from Zusoiti, the wicked first High Priestess, in Doug’s Apartment. Zawmb’yee, Chloë, and Doug go to the Blue Attic Club where Chloë becomes possessed by an evil spirit.
Chapter Four: Moving Out
Zawmb’yee moves back to the sacred quarters in the caves. Doug swims underwater to the “Cave of the Third Sun.” Utcoozhoo asks Doug and Zawmb’yee to search for the fugitive Zusoiti.
Chapter Five: Looking For Zusoiti
Doug and Zawmb’yee stop at the Moose Café to get leads about Zusoiti and the end of the world. Doug nearly killed.
Chapter Six: Zawmb’yee Takes Over the Blog
Doug is depressed after the close call with death. Zawmb’yee does the blog while Doug recuperates. Zawmb’yee continues to learn the Utd’mbts language.
Chapter Seven: The Blog of James Ziohat.
James Ziohat’s blog is posted for analysis.
Chapter Eight: Zawmb’yee Becomes High Priestess
Zawmb’yee is declared temporary High Priestess. She is assigned a Regent and a Tutor and treated like a young Queen.
Chapter Nine: Zawmb’yee Paints The Palace
Zawmb’yee meets Apacevj her tutor. He shows her how to move rocks with her mind and operate a flying desk. She is told to read 600 pages a day from the Ofuye, the Holy Book. James Ziohat breaks into the palace, is captured and is interrogated.
Chapter Ten: Secrets and Disaster
All is lost. Zusoiti returns. Disaster is imminent.
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Order "The Xyiwa Poets" by Douglas Gilbert by clicking on photo
192 poems. Updated with 7 Iran poems and a few of the lost poems of Marie Draper and Jack Chelka. 322 pages. Douglas Gilbert lived most of his life in ancient hidden caves, except for a brief period of time in the 1960′s when his spiritual leader and guru, Utcoozhoo, made him join the Xyiwa Poets to provide them with disinformation, because they were in danger of finding one of the secret entrances to the sacred ancient caves. The Xyiwa Poets were a naïve bunch of hippies led by Ziohat who drilled into a rock formation just above the holy chambers so they could have a cave to party in. Ironically, though not in the original founding group, Doug has become the last of the Xyiwa poets. Most of Doug’s poems have been preserved, but just a few of the others’ poems remain.
Jane Zink said
I am looking for a copy of his children’s book from 1963 titled I-Am-A-Bird-Bug Meets Mr. Goober.
Doug said
Jane,
That’s a different “Douglas Gilbert”. I’m not familiar with his work.